Prompt: You walk into the kitchen jonesing for a cookie. You grab the cookie jar and it's completely, unexpectedly empty. Yes, you're busy, but this is important. Then you notice the piece of paper with magazine cut-out letters You weren't quite sure why there would be a ransom note, but then again you weren't quite sure why the former paramount leader of China was rummaging through your library. Nevertheless, you ultimately had to come to the conclusion that Hu (Jintao) stole the cookie from the cookie jar.