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Political Yard Sign Wars Rage as Election Nears

Political warfare has moved from the battlefield states onto...the fields.

People supporting either candidates are under attack. If you are caught with a lawnsign supporting one candidate, be sure that radicals of the other will attack your sign. Some have been caught urinating on a sign, and one person actually burned a swastika on the lawn of a Bush supporter. Even 3rd party signs are at risk.

So the lesson? Protect your lawnsigns. Very very hard. Or better yet, plant one more sign for each taken down. Yeah, that'll show them.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!!

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